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 16.03.2020
In Korea there is a chain of stores "Daiso", it's something like "Thousand little things" that store that next to my house is on the -1 floor. You can only go down there by the escalator, then you enter the door, go shopping and go out on the other side. He has one small trouble. On weekdays he works from 9 in the morning and on Sundays from 10 in the morning. Well, on Sunday, during a morning walk-running, I decided to jump there, buy a little stuff like isolants and markers for work. I go down the ladder, down there is a crowd of people, a man 20-25. The doors are closed, there is no way out, there is no other way upstairs. cannot take. Time is 9-10. Asking "What happened" they explained to me that today is Sunday and the store is from 10 a.m. and a whole hour to wait to just get out. Well, I looked at the clock again, decided that I don’t want to stand here for 50 minutes, leaned, pressed the red button with the inscription “STOP” (there was a signature, press only in emergencies) and went up. From the bottom I hear the rubber and the phrase "I said, now the Russians will come and save us all."
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