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 09.04.2020
The famous British journalist Matthew Parris in his book “Mission Achieved!” tells about the incident that happened to American Senator Bill Bradley at one solemn dinner in 2000. Using the intended portion of butter issued to him, the senator demanded another portion from the waitress, but, to his surprise, received a firm refusal. Then Bill Bradley decided to show his crudity: “Do you know who I am? I am a U.S. senator, chairman of the Senate Asset Committee and a former basketball star. And I am also a candidate for President of the United States!"But even this didn't impress the unwavering waitress: "Do you know who I am? I’m the guy who decides who to give oil and who not!”
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2020-04-08/#1101829
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