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 15.04.2020
I remember one time I went down with a boss in Moscow in the subway at some accidental station. He stood up in the middle of the platform, turned his head and moved to the left for half a meter.

There will be an entrance!

I looked carefully, there were no signs.

“Wow,” I admirably think, “in so many years I’ve learned all the points on all the stations! Okay, at the beginning of the composition, there from the inscription "Stop the first wagon" somehow can be calculated, but in the center...

The train arrives and the doors are opened exactly where the boss has stumbled.

How did you identify the stop? I cannot withstand...

“Ty,” the boss wondered, “What’s on the street?

September, I don’t understand Monday.

Rain on the street! - explains to the unreasonable boss, - a crowd of people at the entrance of the previous electric train on a granite of wet traces showed. You need to be more careful!
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