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 15.04.2020
The office where I work is guarded 24 hours a day. They work on a daily basis. There is one remarkable character among them. Uncle fifty years old, shouldered, with military training (like the former - not interested) and without a stomach, although work and sitting. It is remarkable that when any employee enters the office, he always stands up. Same with the exit. And if the employee is a man, then he still comes out of the table (a la reception), approaches and stretches his hand. Moreover, he is also greeted not like everyone, but with a compulsory bowing of the head and regardless of the position and age of the employee. It applies to everyone exclusively on the IO. When communicating little speaking, but always polite. At first it was a bit wild and even funny for me. But then I got used to it and now I know how pleasant it is.



So here. With the introduction of self-isolation measures, we men stopped greeting by the hand. It was not easy and not immediately. It was especially difficult to describe the character. A script that has been flawed for decades has failed.



Today I go to the office, this guard stands up, approaches me and stretches the sprayer with a disinfectant. He sprinkled on my arms and returned to his place. The script is updated and fixed.)
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