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 22.05.2020
A woman 32 years old:

I cannot lie at all! It was very red, she said. I can, but not always...

What does it depend on?

Especially when I am very worried. You can ask anything and you will find out everything I have in mind.

How long has this been happening to you?

As a child, the client confessed. Can you imagine how hard I was at school?

Maybe yes, I smiled encouragingly. Have you tried any methods to increase self-control?

“More than a dozen,” she breathed hard. - It only helped anchoring from the NLP and not completely. There are situations where you cannot calm down.

For example?

Can you imagine a woman who in the midst of the process begins to think about who became the main bomber at the last English football championship or imagine herself relaxing on the shore? Unfortunately, such thoughts are not compatible with trying to get pleasure.

You speak with knowledge of the matter.

The woman smiled sadly. Do you know what men usually ask after they finish their business? They are interested in whether I have been well with them, and they are waiting for an affirmative answer, and in the case of me they are waiting for a bitter truth. I had to look for a couple for a long time.

But did you finally find her?

"He was the first person to deal with my problem with humor and didn't complex about his successes in bed. It was only when I confessed that he immediately began to use it. In the middle of the evening, he seemed to ask me questions of his interest, such as where I was on Wednesday afternoon or how much my new shirt really costs, and then laughed, calling his dignity “The Sword of Truth.” Actually, I am not offended by him, but I would still like to learn to keep my tongue behind my teeth.
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