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 14.07.2020
There have been many stories about how people in different ways get rid of obsessive telephone advertising. Someone puts music on the ringtone, someone offers some services, such as a herbalife, someone begins to whisper or whisper in the bell. I will tell my story. No, I didn’t come up with a new clever way to anger another advertiser, I was one of them. If in the middle of the 2000s you heard in the tube something like "Nikolai Nikolaevich, this is the company of Guta-insurance and I have a unique offer for you", then it was me or someone of my colleagues. I went to this job immediately after school, not being able to enter the institute. One day I called one of the clients from the calling list, and in response I heard a request to wait. Apparently, I called the university teacher before the lecture. After putting the phone on the headquarters, he began this same lecture. As far as I can remember, he looked at medieval literature. I was telling something about the heroic Roland, about Kuchulin and his uncle Conchobar, about the glorious Sid, about manstrels and jonglers... All this was so interesting that I, having forgotten the time, cared about the calling plan, according to which I had to get sixty clients a day, listened to his monotonous speech. After the lecture, he looked at the screen of the phone and, apparently, surprised to find that the call was not replied, took the phone.
Well, young man, was you interested? Here are your suggestions...
No, I was very interested! Then we had an interesting dialogue about the literature of the ancient centuries, during which I asked him with enthusiasm about all kinds of knights, menastrials, albums, servants... I called him in February, and in the summer of the same year I filed documents to the Faculty of Philology of the Moscow University. After graduating in 2011, I went on the scientific line, and for 7 years I taught literature of the Middle Ages and the Renaissance at one of the capital universities and, despite a small salary, I am crazyly passionate about my work.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2020-07-13/#1127098
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