I leave the store near the residential house, approach my car (a very common brand and model now) and watch a man standing near the driver’s door and actively trying to open it, pulling a pen. I stood by for half a minute, watching his unsuccessful torture. I decided that the man was drunk or not adequate - I approached the door, demonstrately opened the door from the bridge (the stationary TV without sound opens / closes) and watched his reaction.

The man looked at me with red, swollen eyes, then at the car, again at me, at his keys in his hand, and then at the same car standing at 15 meters. Everything was understandable without words))) The man apologized, said at work they were stunned, had to work for a day without rest... the head doesn't boil at all.

We discussed the advantages and disadvantages of the car. I recommend that you take the subway better.

I opened the trunk, removed a pack of foods there and took the cloth and went to wipe the front (all this during a conversation with the worker). A man approaches the trunk, throws his wallet there, closes the trunk, looks at me:

Probably better on the subway.

He opens the trunk, takes his wallet and goes away after saying goodbye.