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 17.07.2020
The summer. Being a small squid, I rest in the country, but at the same time I help my parents as I can - then raps to collect, then raspberries, then apples, and we were there 11 apples and an apple year - there was nowhere to go, but we collected and cooked pures, compotes, dried, etc. Our country cooperative consisted of 90% of pure Jews with direct-speaking surnames such as Salzman, Katzman, etc. And here our neighbor, an old Jew, calls me and says that he wanted to change the watch strap (well, you can afford it at 30 years old) and lost the strap, and since the eyes are already bad, find it for me, and I will make a good gift for you. I started looking for a small stitch and in 20 minutes I found it. My neighbor was very pleased and cuddly went for my gift. I am waiting and waiting for a gift. A neighbor comes and holds his hands behind his back:

Guess which hand.

On the left!

The boy guessed.

He gives me an apple.
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