Xxx: A bit about the defense of the diploma.

Protection of diplomas. We sit. Answers Zarina, whose diploma I wrote and painted for a material reward.

- Hey, sweetheart, - begins one of the commission, - but say, you have a plan of the shop under point one, what is indicated?

I am nervous... I forgot.

- And out there, in the corner, with the booklets “P.I.” (fire box)?

Where is?

Right there, up there, up there.

A... I...

In the other corner, all the points are listed.

Oh yes thank you.

Then she successfully overlooks everything she can, and under the curtain she is asked:

- Okay, Zarinochka, about your preparedness for the defense of the diploma, we already have an idea. Answer a question for understanding the subject. Is it possible to make a tooth of six?

and yes! Confidently declares the surrender.

Thank you, we’ve finished with you.

After this “no” to the defense of the diploma, she demanded to return her money for the completed diploma, as she did not defend because of its “irregularity”.