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 12.08.2020
I have a good acquaintance, a doctor.

And she has a problem - she can't pick up a phone - everyone's battery is weak. The tariffs of the operators, too. All is expensive...

The other day I called, we spoke for 20 minutes, and then suddenly... the connection broke! Recruited it a couple of times - the subscriber is not a subscriber. Well, of course, again the battery village. In 10 minutes I called again - if I don't call again, I'll be offended. At the time, the phone had to be charged. No, the phone is still off.

It was another 10 minutes. I recruited again. turned off again.

Okay, I did my business. After 40 minutes, a call. from the doctor.

Have I been missing for a long time?

40 minutes ago...

I tell you, I tell you. You are silent... I thought, what an attentive listener, with what interest he is listening! Suddenly I decided to look at the time on the phone - and it is turned off! I just put it on charge!

Probably a very fascinating story, if she told me it for 40 minutes on the phone...
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