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 12.08.2020
When I was a child, I liked shrimp, such puffy and puffy, those still sweet. I don’t remember this anymore, but my mom says that I decided to chew one of these... naturally, the hammer heroically wrapped the straw into the child’s palm.

The hand began to swell rapidly. They were out of town and did not take allergy pills with them, decided to resort to a saline solution, divided it in a litre bowl and told them to hold their hand in it for half an hour.

In general, the hand swelled so that it was not possible to remove it from the bank, so they went to the city, where they saved me with a suprastin pill.
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