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 14.08.2020
The year was 2013, my son is about six months old. Her wife had a tooth disease, and she decided to go to the dentist, her native aunt. Well, I decided to take her by car, it is good to go far and very uncomfortable. They put the child in a child’s chair and went. With sin half parked, the wife jumped to treat the tooth. I was prepared to wait. The child in the car sleeps sweetly, the windows are slightly toned.

After 20 minutes of waiting I got tired, I got out of the car to smoke. The car, by the way, is a huge UAZ Patriot. And I am also not small, 120 kg and 187 cm tall. Unbroken, and in the skin. The souvenir is another.

And here, I am standing next to the car and smoking myself, trying to see the child through the toning. At some point, I realize that the child is waking up. Young parents will understand my despair – if it wakes up, then both.

I stand and smoke.

And at some point, seeing all this ugliness, I take the railing on the roof, and I start to drive the car. To let the child fall asleep.

I crawl, crawl, the child asleep back. And I smoke, the second already, or the third, and it's okay.

Suddenly, behind my back, an echoing voice says, “Sorry, what are you doing?”

I turn around and see two ments, one officer, the other with a machine machine. They both look at me badly.

And here I look at the situation from the side - there is a healthy man, and the car is shaking. Not good somehow...

I had to show the starley a sleeping child, he penetrated, even eaten stood.

But it was uncomfortable.
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