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 17.08.2020
The director reports to the chief:
Jakov Samuilovich, what is the Stone Age? You have the most up-to-date computer in the company, and you are ticking your bills! I am ashamed of the customers!
– Roman Arkadievich, what I have to tell you about accounting. I have already closed a few financial checks when you walk under the table and I assure you, the accounts are much more reliable than this computer. Imagine - the taxpayer breaks into the office: "Everyone to the wall, hands for head!" When will you delete documents from your computer? And I raise my hands with the bills, all the bones come together on one side and that’s all! Nobody will prove anything!
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/anekdot/day/2020-08-16/#1134650
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