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 19.08.2020
He worked as a waitress. One regular guest was very pleasant. For example, he could have eaten almost the whole steak and when there is a small piece left, to say to make the roast bigger - not to roast. His beer was poured exclusively into a 0.33-volume female glass. He was a friend of the director, all his wishes were fulfilled.
He sits with the director and eats. The waitress was not patient. They brought him cucumbers cleansed from the skin. and he:
Why are they cleaned? The most important vitamins!
A waitress with a serious face.
The skin still remains. Do you bring it separately?
The director cried, the guest was silent.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2020-08-18/#1135177
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