From friend to friend

From two facts – that I often ride a car, and that people who don’t really want to communicate with me call on my mobile phone – it follows that when someone is very bored, I say, “I go into a tunnel, it seems that the communication is missing,” and I put the phone on. And myself at the cafe or, for example, walking in the park.
And now I sit at home in the kitchen, looking at the cooling coffee and listening for 5 minutes to something I don’t have to listen to. I look at the nails. Finally I decide:
“Igor Vasilyevich, I’m going into the tunnel, I’ll call you again.
I satisfied by putting the phone on the base – and only then I realized that I was talking on the city phone.