A colleague of work said:

I am on a trip to the town. I sit in the hotel, walk into the room, check out.

Beautiful room, huge bathroom with jacuzzi, the size of a small pool.

I begin to work out things, expecting how I will now ballet in this very jacuzzi and thinking whether to order a champagne in the room.

At this time, a delicate knock on the door. I open - the maid stands and puts two hives with water on the threshold.

This is for the toilet.

Meaning for the toilet?

There is no water.

How about... jacuzzi.

- Aaaah, well if you want to wash, you call, I’ll warm your water.