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 02.10.2020
I came home somehow from school, no one at home, no keys, mother is unavailable. I walked through the staircase at 2 o’clock, then decided to go to the neighbors, so to speak, to warm up, to drink a cup. I was surprised to find the key to my apartment. He went home, went to the kitchen, and on the refrigerator a note: "Son, the key from Aunt Olli, when you come home, eat borscht! “Mom!”
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