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 10.10.2020
I broke my coat last winter. Well, I think it was a copeic thing, I went to the atelier. In the atelier! Nothing in our city. I go in. Everything in hand-crafted shoes, the ceilings are high, everyone "hello" to you, smiles. The price of the question? Here you need to evaporate the lock, sew a new one. Somewhere two days. It will cost a half. I think what fate to experience, fucking you. Go to! She: Only the castle needs to be purchased separately, it is there. The castle is not included in the price. Okay well. I buy a house for 150 and I think. I’m cheaper at it! I go to a half-double who does not claim at the Atelier. I am charged 700 for everything. And then I remember how my coryphane praised an old Chinese man who does ALL! He shoots in the TC some corner under the ceiling. There some cleaning supplies were stored before, and then the greedy owner decided to give away these unfortunate square meters. I come, not counting on anything especially, take a jacket, a lock and hardly find this barbecue. I get stuck between the keys, some shoes, things... “Hello to you!” by GRU. Here is my trouble. He says, “We’ll change a dog and you’ll go.” I didn’t have time to open my mouth, he placed a flat-sleeve twice, a new one. “How much?” “The Seventy Five.” “How much?” Seventy five rubles. So, I made a slug. I have a wallet in my car. Could you take the castle? It is 150.” “Halloween!” He takes and stretches me. I said, “Leave it to yourself!” “No! I won’t take more,” and smiles... I went out with a jacket and a hundred in my pocket, smoked and thought for a long time. About what? Yes about everything! We Russians are just, honest, we will not abandon each other in trouble. All the other fools and fools.
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