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In the middle of the zero, having completed the first course of the institute, prepared for a planned operation on the knee joint. Before all operations, tests for HIV, syphilis and hepatitis are always taken. I passed the analysis in a paid clinic (the deadlines burned), I come for the results.
- Yes, graforlov0904, your results are ready, test for HIV, hepatitis and syphilis - positive.
In the sense? Can’t, it is a mistake! - I understand myself that I did not do any injections, with the girls in the first class at the technical institute a little worse than at all, and it wasn't before them, the main task for most was simply not to leave the university.
“No,” says the nurse, no mistake, the result is positive. and pause. Well, in the sense – good, not sick.
Pulling out the brick from his pants, he boldly hinted to the nurse that it was not good to do so. Whether the information reached her interstitial nerve node is uncertain.
- Yes, graforlov0904, your results are ready, test for HIV, hepatitis and syphilis - positive.
In the sense? Can’t, it is a mistake! - I understand myself that I did not do any injections, with the girls in the first class at the technical institute a little worse than at all, and it wasn't before them, the main task for most was simply not to leave the university.
“No,” says the nurse, no mistake, the result is positive. and pause. Well, in the sense – good, not sick.
Pulling out the brick from his pants, he boldly hinted to the nurse that it was not good to do so. Whether the information reached her interstitial nerve node is uncertain.