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 12.11.2020
History of long past days. I remembered her today while looking for a candidate for vacancy. At the end of the zero, a colleague salesman is fired in my store. Need a replacement. I work in a large booth. No shifts or weekends. A week has passed, the second. The director's answer is one - we're about to find, you tolerate, and we won't find, so we will transfer from another department by Monday. It’s Monday and the train is there. The nerves do not stand, I call the eichar directly (one per city) and there is a funny dialogue:

Aishwarya and when? I am already thinking off myself.

So far there is nothing to rejoice. No one brings friends.

In the sense? What kind of friends? Is there no option in the advertisement?

An advertisement is worth the money. And we have a motivation - employees bring friends to work and get a bonus. So we will not pay. They will simply not understand us.

Who will not understand?

You will not understand above. They will decide that we do not take action with friends.

I’ve seen ads in other cities.

They just work badly and they have no choice.

Do we get well? No one goes.

We will find ourselves. We will not use paid methods.

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Is it worth saying that after a week they still had to place ads, and already about two vacancies?
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