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An ordinary morning call.
Don’t go to the computer, you can go.
I will now.
I calmly go in a good mood, again a capsule, a numb, not that paper, not that button, etc. Well, what do you have? Here, I type a password, and the computer restarts. Hm, a little worse than I thought, but not scary, let’s fix. I try, really, starts the system login, 2-3 seconds, restart.
Wind of Seven. I tried the manager, the same result. Go to Safe Mode. Everything is okay, everything works, the Internet is there, the antivirus does not bother, in the events only numerous, unexpected completions of work.
I watch the car loading, everything is normal, I watch the programs, nothing special. I clean up the unnecessary. I try to load, the same. Again a safe system.
The first thought, something starts loading and cuts the system. There is virtually nothing in the car. I try it, I try it, zero. Okay, for any case, I’m browsing another antivirus, including a check. Too much time has passed for such a problem. On the compact, the usual hard and reboot are tired. While the antivirus checked, removed and removed something else.
Antivirus says everything is fine. I try it, zero. well well. I have to turn off 2-3 services. I turn off, reboot, turn off, reboot. I pulled the wires for the case, zero.
Arrived at the network. I turned off. I reboot it, it works! well well. I issue, admin rights and turn on the network service, immediately restart. It is great! The problem narrowed and I will fix it soon, I thought.
Safe mode, I include everything I disconnected, I cut off the network card, restart, it works. Turn on the network, restart. Great, some program when the network appears, something begins to do and this leads to a reboot, or the network itself slides. In safe mode, it works perfectly.
I remove everything I can, it doesn’t help. Time is going. By the way, if it were not the computer of the chief accountant, on which a lot of everything, I would not have been involved for 5 minutes, I would immediately reinstall everything and forget. But this is another! Backups are made once a week, something every day, and there is a general backup. But in time, as it seemed easier to find a problem, I thought so.
After a while, I have the following. If you pull out the network cable, everything works, even if the grid is turned on. It needs to be removed, immediately removed. All drivers have been updated. A separate network card was inserted and removed, which behaved the same way.
I sit and dumb. There is still a version that someone breaks in Inet when it appears. However, I have already removed everything, including the antivirus and turned it off. I get the parameters by DHCP, I prescribe manually, zero. I just try to leave a locker. It works!
and Taak! The problem completely narrowed. Restart occurs only when the Internet appears.
Meanwhile, it’s about lunch, I’m sitting awkwardly long.
What else to check? Is this the internet? I go to the neighbor’s computer and pick up a proxy. I connect to. It works!
Give it up! Dear accountant, you can work, but I won't let you go for the computer, because it's a nonsense that I don't understand, and I'm going to understand further.
So then. Everything works, there is the internet. I turn on, install, and return everything as it was. Everything works great.
and OK. I prescribe the gateway, reboot. Again safe mode, I clean the gateway. Everything works.
Restart occurs if a gateway is written on the network card. That is, the main router sends invisible rays of death and kills everything.
I sit and dumb. I no longer think about time. There is a hunt, the accountant has already sent a walk.
What else to try? I go to the router and change the address. He was 192. and 168. 0 0 0 11 is
I put another. I Include. It works!
What? ! to I am in shock.
Soon, I write the gate back 192. and 168. 0 0 0 11 is The reboot!
I write in the gate, any numbers, everything works. As of 192. and 168. 0 0 0 11 to restart. I look for these numbers in the register, without hope. Zero of emotions.
The situation is wonderful. It works, but what is it? ! to
Changing the router address is not an option. It is easier to make a proxy. Check it all works. Leaving, for any case, I kill magic numbers again, reboot.
It’s been more than six months, I didn’t fit this compass anymore. There was acasia to change the hard to the SSD. I remember the problem. I try, everything is old, reboot sweet)
I plug in the SSD, install the Windows. Interesting one is to find out who it was that confused me so a few months ago. Wendy, she is the same. In the new system, everything works well.
I left that window. It has been more than a year, recently loaded, tried, all the old way.
The mystery is still relevant. The computer restarts when you hit the gate 192. and 168. 0 0 0 11 and turn off the cable.
Don’t go to the computer, you can go.
I will now.
I calmly go in a good mood, again a capsule, a numb, not that paper, not that button, etc. Well, what do you have? Here, I type a password, and the computer restarts. Hm, a little worse than I thought, but not scary, let’s fix. I try, really, starts the system login, 2-3 seconds, restart.
Wind of Seven. I tried the manager, the same result. Go to Safe Mode. Everything is okay, everything works, the Internet is there, the antivirus does not bother, in the events only numerous, unexpected completions of work.
I watch the car loading, everything is normal, I watch the programs, nothing special. I clean up the unnecessary. I try to load, the same. Again a safe system.
The first thought, something starts loading and cuts the system. There is virtually nothing in the car. I try it, I try it, zero. Okay, for any case, I’m browsing another antivirus, including a check. Too much time has passed for such a problem. On the compact, the usual hard and reboot are tired. While the antivirus checked, removed and removed something else.
Antivirus says everything is fine. I try it, zero. well well. I have to turn off 2-3 services. I turn off, reboot, turn off, reboot. I pulled the wires for the case, zero.
Arrived at the network. I turned off. I reboot it, it works! well well. I issue, admin rights and turn on the network service, immediately restart. It is great! The problem narrowed and I will fix it soon, I thought.
Safe mode, I include everything I disconnected, I cut off the network card, restart, it works. Turn on the network, restart. Great, some program when the network appears, something begins to do and this leads to a reboot, or the network itself slides. In safe mode, it works perfectly.
I remove everything I can, it doesn’t help. Time is going. By the way, if it were not the computer of the chief accountant, on which a lot of everything, I would not have been involved for 5 minutes, I would immediately reinstall everything and forget. But this is another! Backups are made once a week, something every day, and there is a general backup. But in time, as it seemed easier to find a problem, I thought so.
After a while, I have the following. If you pull out the network cable, everything works, even if the grid is turned on. It needs to be removed, immediately removed. All drivers have been updated. A separate network card was inserted and removed, which behaved the same way.
I sit and dumb. There is still a version that someone breaks in Inet when it appears. However, I have already removed everything, including the antivirus and turned it off. I get the parameters by DHCP, I prescribe manually, zero. I just try to leave a locker. It works!
and Taak! The problem completely narrowed. Restart occurs only when the Internet appears.
Meanwhile, it’s about lunch, I’m sitting awkwardly long.
What else to check? Is this the internet? I go to the neighbor’s computer and pick up a proxy. I connect to. It works!
Give it up! Dear accountant, you can work, but I won't let you go for the computer, because it's a nonsense that I don't understand, and I'm going to understand further.
So then. Everything works, there is the internet. I turn on, install, and return everything as it was. Everything works great.
and OK. I prescribe the gateway, reboot. Again safe mode, I clean the gateway. Everything works.
Restart occurs if a gateway is written on the network card. That is, the main router sends invisible rays of death and kills everything.
I sit and dumb. I no longer think about time. There is a hunt, the accountant has already sent a walk.
What else to try? I go to the router and change the address. He was 192. and 168. 0 0 0 11 is
I put another. I Include. It works!
What? ! to I am in shock.
Soon, I write the gate back 192. and 168. 0 0 0 11 is The reboot!
I write in the gate, any numbers, everything works. As of 192. and 168. 0 0 0 11 to restart. I look for these numbers in the register, without hope. Zero of emotions.
The situation is wonderful. It works, but what is it? ! to
Changing the router address is not an option. It is easier to make a proxy. Check it all works. Leaving, for any case, I kill magic numbers again, reboot.
It’s been more than six months, I didn’t fit this compass anymore. There was acasia to change the hard to the SSD. I remember the problem. I try, everything is old, reboot sweet)
I plug in the SSD, install the Windows. Interesting one is to find out who it was that confused me so a few months ago. Wendy, she is the same. In the new system, everything works well.
I left that window. It has been more than a year, recently loaded, tried, all the old way.
The mystery is still relevant. The computer restarts when you hit the gate 192. and 168. 0 0 0 11 and turn off the cable.