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 30.11.2020
I worked in a bank in 2007. Upon coming to this bank, he purchased a new server, put a new backdrop there, raised the DC, stretched and set up the network, purchased and set up new machines for operationalists, everything went on, everything works. Such a bank, yes. There were no networks for many. But it is not about that.

The case goes by the end of the year. I’m already sitting and just monitoring the car, backpacker. I have no programming to do.

I notice that the headbuck (D) has been delayed for almost a week until night. I wonder what happened.

G: Yes, the annual balance sheet

I: Well, that’s how the first day can do it. Let me find how

G: Yes, it can do it, but the problem is in another. In the first place, only part of the transactions have been overdue since they were implemented. Secondly, there is an old upper day and there is still a portion of transactions except for those that did not get there due to accidents and only payments remained from those transactions.

I: Yes, and what are you doing?

G: - Well, I have an old opername, there is a new one, there are text files with payments. That’s what I put in Excel and count it.

I : I understood. I can help. Tell me what should be and how to count.

He raised his eyebrows, but began to tell. As a result, I realized that in principle it is enough html pages, where for each account you need to show the remains. Show me where the data is.

I took perl in my hands and went fucking. I started with a new opera. I made a request to him, in the BD, pulled out the data in the desired format. The second is the old day. DB is dbf. Also relatively simply excavated from there. The third is text files. Somewhere cp866, somewhere 1251... Of course regexpy! It lasted a little longer, but it also wore. From time to time I went to the headmaster, showed the intermediate and found out if I was going right. On the third day, she started helping me. About the double book told, places helped to find errors in the logic of calculations. Overall, for two or three weeks, this is how we worked with her in the team and we gave the result. I was happy, I don’t even know who. I said I would spend at least two months.

He gave me a reward for such good work. And until now, when meeting, he always greets, smiles, is interested in business, and so on.
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