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 01.04.2009
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My friend, a graduate of Mehmat and a light head, from Orlovsk
The depths. He is engaged in some kind of polynomials in some space.
It has a lot of degrees and titles. He does not forget his homeland. The more
God give them health, still there, in the collage. every year
He comes to help. Wear a telogreek, shirt, shoes 48 size and
In a cattle farm where his father is a cattle farmer. There is the seed of the villas, here is the
will clean. In general, he separates himself from his polynomials as he can. and brushing,
Of course not every day. The look is another one. You scientists know.
Kolkhoz, although former, but strong, on a good account at the regional
The leadership.

Commission from the area. Implementation of Food
The program. Black wolves, people in cravates rushed to
The livestock complex. He meets them. Farm with horse
Exemplary dresses in robes. Reporting about the houses,
of plants. It boasts sober and qualified staff. They showed, in
Oh well. The chairman of the committee feels:
“It’s okay,” he says, “to listen to you, so there are academics on the farm. and on
In the backyard, a drunk cattle rolls.”
They go to the backyard, and there our friend is wrapping something. Yes is
It is so uncomfortable somehow - there is no habit of a mathematician to such a job, and
Thoughts of others are busy.
“Well, here is please! In all its beauty! This still stands on his feet.
Probably, he thinks about how to catch up," - the chairman is pleased
Demonstrate their visibility.
What do you meditate? He approaches the worker with ease.
- Yes, I admit, I thought, - our hero was not embarrassed at all when we saw it.
important people.
And what, let me ask?
“Oh, you don’t care,” said the scientist.
Problems, we need to solve together. That’s why we came here, he says.
The Chairman.
Apparently, a solid appearance of the interlocutor, produced on our hero honour.
He made an impression and decided to share the secret:
Yes, it seems that in my last job, I took the wrong norm.
The Hilbert Space. I don’t think it’s baseline.
System of functions...
We must pay tribute to the inventiveness of w. and farms. Not in sight.
Surprised she says:
“Yes, okay, Mitch, you don’t burden serious people. We will discuss, as usual,
at the evening meeting. Let us invent.
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