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 06.12.2020
XXX: The girl Zhenya found a flower-semi-flower. Standing and thinking:

Damn to guess that? My friends at the disco.

They walk, they kiss guys, and I sit like a fool and I suffer.”

He breaks the first leaflet and says, “I want to be spit.

The beginning! “” Well, let her spit, so that she is all yours,

He pulled the second and said, “Now I want to stop spitting.”

It passes a day or two, it is boring for a girl to live without adventures, the third leapest

She rattles and says, “Now let me not be cuddled as a child.”

Let’s make her cabbage, cabbage-cabbage, until she’s all green. Destroyed

The next one says, “Everything in nature. It is good to cuddle me...”

Then the fifth or sixth leaflet also went away. The last one remains,

She looks at him and thinks, “Hey fucking, I’m 16 years old and I’m a niqab.

I haven’t done anything good in this life. No, we will fix it.

in a moment.” Here her gaze fell on the boy Vitu, who was walking on the cradle,

The husband’s face was immediately clear. She dropped the last leaflet.

And, as he says, “Now let Vituo dish not be childish.”
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