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 15.12.2020
The director said today:



In the middle of November, on Saturday, our driver calls,

I was hit, what to do, the guilty has no insurance.

Call Haishnikov, what else to do?

The Haishnikovs arrived quite quickly, drafted, taught the culprit of fines. We have a five-ton worker with a booth at the culprit of Honda some lightweight. He managed to break the truck's lighthouse, wash the door, the leg and the glass from the door fell out, and something else in the little things. They formed up and ran away.

I call the driver of the Honda:

We need to meet and discuss compensation.

I can’t do it, I can’t do it, I’m always late at work.

“Well, then at eight nine in the evening, is it normal?

is normal.

In the evening a ringtone, a loud voice in the phone,

Who are you? Why do you appoint my brother in the evening in the dark? What do you want to do with him?

– No... but he works during the day, he can’t, and the problem has to be solved.

We agreed on Saturday afternoon.

The culprit, his brother and some other “expert” come and start to crack:

- you have insurance, it will pay you what you need more, and in general you hardly owe us for what hasishnikov caused and those fines were issued to us...

Hardly, with the help of the Internet explained to them that the OSAGO does not work so and the insurance must be with the culprit.

Okay, we got it done, we went to the STOCKS to count the damage. In several visited - an average of 38 thousand estimated and started:

You have a hernia here, you buy glass for a ruble, you buy a Chinese lighthouse, you knock the door with a hammer, you have a working machine... we will give you a maximum of a tenth.

We did not meet shortly.

The next week the car came for examination. There counted 69, plus experts, plus a lawyer 15 and to the court.

The defendant appears to have received:

- I have 38, today I can take, I have two children, the car is bad and it is cold on the street, enter the position...

He said no, and the lawyer paid for it.

Is that what such people think? ? to
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