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 24.12.2020
Drunk with a new girlfriend (known for a month) and dropped a large sum on lottery tickets. We agreed that whoever wins, we will divide the money in half. On the day of the draw, she learned that she won 8,000. I threw half of my friend on the card and wrote, say, hurra, we won! She did not answer. My boyfriend mocked that she dropped half of the winnings, it would be better to take something - she didn't even say "thank you." He told me we weren’t friends. Two days later, a friend came with a envelope — 23 thousand. He also won.
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