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 24.12.2020
I am the youngest in the family. The family is big – Mom, Dad, two brothers and two sisters and me.

Vitaly (middle brother) in my childhood often offered me to bet. Everyone knows this, for example, who gets to the pillar first is a good man. Everything in that spirit. I argued about hunting.

Vitaly once suggested that whoever eats more garlic wins. The conditions are understandable, the reward is excellent. Vital offered me to eat garlic first. I took the whole head, divided it into toothbrushes and started eating. One tooth, the second, the third... As soon as he drank the whole head, Vital carefully cleaned the second. Somewhere in the middle of the second head of garlic I gave up - I could not, burned in my mouth, burned inside, wanted to drink, but the rules were forbidden. I said I can’t do it anymore and now it’s my brother’s turn.

Vital looked at it all and said I won because he could not eat so much garlic.

There were also controversies: who sat longer in the bath with cold water on (was all blue), who drank more water (this 3 liters I still remember), who stayed on the snow for longer with bare legs (thank you for not getting sick) and so on.

I always won.
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