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 05.01.2021
My mother worked as a teacher at school all her life. After 50, she began to get sick, but since her pension was small, she continued to work. But since she was a working pensioner, she was not indexed by the state and continued to throw lunch from the bar table, pardoning labor pension by age. The taxes on her salary fund took care of itself. They did not pay the worker anything. In Russian speaking, the earnings are high. For example, when you are not working, then we will index your employment pension. So it happened. Oncodispenser stopped the retiree’s work process. Promised free medicines for cancer sufferers are an outspoken hospitality. Children paid for everything. No, of course, paracetamol was given for nothing, and chemistry 40 years ago was also for nothing. To get rid of faster. And modern medicines were dissolved somewhere in the Kuntsev area. Thus, the state has promised 3 months, which it needs to check, and not whether the pensioner receives an extra 3 rubles. We sit in my mom’s room and there’s a bell at the door. The postman brought his mother’s indexed pension. On the day of her funeral. But when he saw the memes, he took it back. is not set. You will receive a funeral allowance from the best social state. The price of the wreath. And all that you paid him for 50 years from his salary, he forgives you. Thank you for taking care of your fellow citizens. Thank you, Mr. President, for taking care of the hungry-working pensioners and for lying that in the USSR the working pensions were not paid. We paid, respected GDP, as well. The truth was limited if their total income exceeded 300 rubles, 120 thousand now. I understand that your surroundings live under other laws. There are 120,000 pensions. And Mr. Oreshkin baalshy and thick greetings for the words that the pension is a benefit for the unable to work. It is a pity that this leadership character does not know how on such a benefit can live in old age. How did he know. There are other laws for him. And the deputies, the defenders of the people, also a great greeting. About conscience, when they live according to the same laws, and for citizens write completely different, it is also useless to remind. There is not her there. In general thank you all.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-01-03/#1173555
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