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 10.01.2021
Today in the gym met her friend and a neighbor, whom she had not seen since "last year", asked him how to mark the holiday... ! to

I will try to reproduce our dialogue:

Something didn’t want to be alone, so I bought a bottle of champagne, an olive with mandarins, four bottles of tequila and seven steaks.

and iiiii? What does it have to do with “not wanting to meet one”?

I ordered a girl for the whole night.

by Piz@#c...

“We drank tequila and ate meat all night, watched True Love, then Payment, Bodyguard and Bodyguard for My Daughter. I read the poems of Mayakovsky, and she proved to know Yaroslav Smelyakov and Rubtsov.

In fact, it is...

- So well sat, mentally, it was somehow not before sex. You know, I haven’t had such a wonderful time for a long time.
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