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 14.01.2021
I met a guy 6 years ago. He moved to live with me so that I couldn’t spend money on renting the apartment. I lived for a month and got a cat. A week later, the kitten became seriously ill and I took the box with him to our bedroom. We both worked and I decided to put the camera in the bedroom. The boy did not say. Toli forgot, Toli has something else. But the fact remains a fact. I sat a few days later at work and the alert came on the phone... I was slightly surprised, because the camera did not respond to the cat. The guy was at work. No one could take anymore. and OK. I go in, I look at it, and it’s all according to the classic of the genre. The guy, the girl, the bed and their passionate stormy sex... She showed the video to the boss and went home. She personally took me home in her car and helped throw away the guy, the girl and the stuff of the fool. So we stayed with the cats to take care of the good.
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