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 16.01.2021
xxx: In the military command I was asked what is different salt from sugar, I replied that salt is a mineral, and sugar is a complex organic compound.

The boys then said that everyone replied that salt is salty and sugar is sweet.



Yyy: In the military command I was asked what is the difference between the moon and the sun, I replied that the moon is a satellite of the earth and the sun is a star... they said that the correct answer was “the moon shines at night and the sun at day...”



Zzzz: But the moon does not shine.



Yyy: For us with you, but for the residents of the Military Committee apparently yes.
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