I live in Germany. Yesterday evening crossed the road in the wrong place, and managed safely not to notice the police car.



A police officer came out of the car:

Q: Have you forgotten your eyes at home?

I (having caught in the construction of the phrase and pronounced something familiar): - No, I just got a sting.

P (to me, on the great and mighty): Yeah, Petrosian, go from here.

P (to a partner, in German): He is Russian... He crossed the road in protest against police violence in Russia.