From the Internet Space:
...It was 20 years ago, as if not during Yeltsin, went with his wife and a maid into the forest for mushrooms. For every case, it is a Volgograd taih, a village 100 km from the city. I drove away from them, I go, I miss it - I didn't like to look for mushrooms then, I loved it. Birds sing, mosquitoes swallow, knots fall. Suddenly a strange sound. and incomprehensible. Go to him. Everything is incomprehensible and incomprehensible. I move the branches - and there, under the neighborhood, a man sits on the couch and looks at the TV. To say that I am squeezed is to say nothing. And he puts his hand in the mouth, call. It submerged. It turned out that he also went with his wife and aunt for mushrooms. Spartacus is playing with someone. He could not get rid of it, but took a small marching telephone with him, an antenna-wire, like a saboteur, he threw it on a tree, sits, looks, swirls with the water. and Kaifouet. Overall, in two hours I came out of the forest without mushrooms and drunk. Here is the father-in-law "to say that he has broken up - to say nothing."