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 17.02.2021
It was long ago. Only after graduating from school, he went somehow to work, which included the duties of the carrier.

I am standing in the outskirts, the inspector of the personnel department comes out - a matron of forty years under a meter ninety height with quite voluminous shapes. When he found out why I came, he looked at me and said:

Are you a carrier? You have to swallow the petals so that the wind does not take away.

I was a thin but very lively guy. At the same time, I was a bit fucking young.

And I, in an assault, picked her up on my arms and turned around holding her on my arms. Then put it in place.

Matrona Ophegevy looks at me and says

After that, I can’t get you to work. It was unexpected and pleasant.
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