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 03.03.2021
A few years ago, while at a music festival (Metafest, if any), I woke up closer to four o’clock in the morning on a carpet under a bush. The day before I spent until late at the stage, and in the morning the sun "overwhelmed" me asleep. Unchested, with pine corners in long curly hair and clothes, filled with yesterday’s dances, he went closer to the kitchen.

- Timsagetdin, Timsagetdin, go here: I will introduce you to my girlfriend - a friend from his tent called me.

“Here, get to know: this is Olga, my girlfriend, and this is my friend Timsagetdin,” he introduced us to each other, “Timsagetdin, by the way, doesn’t drink alcohol at all. How much do you drink, remember?

Well, about eight years, probably, I am proud and embarrassed at the same time.

“You see, a man has not drunk for eight years, and then he suddenly changes his tone, and you can imagine, Olga, how much he has drunk before, if he has not drunk for eight years, and still looks like an alchemy?! to
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