Add to the “marketing genius.”

I wake up in the morning. There is no internet, no mobile phone, no TV.

Take the second sim. Call to Rostelecom.

After listening to a bunch of beleberds, we get to a living person.

Why doesn’t everything work.

You are disabled for non-payment.

It is still paid!!! to

We accidentally charged you a random payment in the amount of 2100r. You did not pay him.

So I don’t have to pay, turn on the internet.

The Internet can only be turned on, either after payment, or within 10 days, when we cancel the wrong charges.

Pizza... Oh, it is over!