Xxx: I liked one girl in school (8-9th grade, it seems), I was pretty shy and in dreams already imagined a million times how we meet. 

I didn’t talk to her directly, but I tried to communicate very closely with her. So I decided to invite her to a date. Movies, flowers and all that. I set a date in my head – next Friday! He waited with great anxiety, every day in his head rehearsed his invitation.

On Tuesday there was a planned inspection from the military committee. Her father was sitting in the commission. And it was he who touched the eggs and looked at the member. And here he holds my eggs in his hand and says, “I’m a dad named Family, she’s told a lot about you, says a good boy.” He blinked at me with a smile.



In short, we never went anywhere with her.