The man took his girlfriend home. He loved his girlfriend very much, simply adored it, and could not wait for the date to end.

Ask me why? No, not in anticipation of loving delights and gentle feelings, he just had a very swollen stomach.

I had to smile, hold on to a lucky bite, but the cold sweat came out on his youthful forehead and everything bubbled treacherously in the gut.

Near her house, the girl invited a guy to visit her, motivating this with the absence of her parents. It’s stupid not to agree, right?

And, the guy from the last forces, having gathered his will and his betrayal belly in a single piece of nerves, boldly stepped into the rescue shell, hoping to relieve from the cursed meteorism as soon as possible.

Entering the hallway, the girl whispered to her lover that he should enter the room, and she said she would go to the kitchen and prepare something for tea.

The guy, in a semi-deaf state, felt in the darkness what a door and literally crashed into a dark room, deep into the lungs of the air, he sown released from his boiling volcano a long drizzling sound of an orchestral helicopter.

And, beginning to squeeze, he nervously tried to squeeze out of his belly all the gases that had long tormented him.

It was like some wild African dance, with its own accompaniment.

Then, to hide the traces, he smelled a terrible odor, he invented nothing more than to remove the painting from the wall and scatter it around the room.

After the exhausting creative action, when he last waved, like an albatros winged painting, the light turned on.

Why did you not turn on the lights? His girlfriend knocked off the switch and...

Have you read Gogol’s Revisor? Remember, at the end of the dark scene?

Imagine a guy standing in the middle of a room, holding a picture in his hands.

And on the couch, with the eyes drawn out of horror, lies a sweet couple - her sister and her husband, tightly pressed to each other, with the appearance as if they were flying down in a burning plane.

Imagine what a shock they experienced when, as soon as they began to fall asleep, someone broke into the room in complete darkness, sitting down, began to whisper loudly and, then, taking the painting off the wall, began to mock it, as if he was conducting some satanic ritual.