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 01.05.2021
Xxx: I once sat in the road with a guy somewhat unfamiliar. He cuts and cuts on me.

I sit and think, what’s wrong? It looks like he is in order, dressed normally. So what, what?? to

And then he gets a cell phone, shows me silently the screen. There is my face on the back. I looked, well, very similar to the girl, only brown eyes, and I have green. The Miracles)

P.S. Jokes about "with makeup all girls are the same" are not suitable, I am virtually not colored.
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