xxx: I once had a neighbor on the staircase, a young couple, 25 years old.

The guy is a small thin, and his girlfriend is generally an inch - a meter with a cap height and weight for the appearance of kilograms 40-45, the voice is quiet, thin.

So from them periodically sounded such sounds, like an adult bear with a dull knife cut into pieces, and he, why then, roars to the lord with the phrase "daaaaaaaaaaaaaa, eeeeeeeeeee, gooooopoddi."

I met this guy someday, I say - friend, you would be there quieter with a girlfriend somehow, I understand, the process is fascinating, not to self-control, but people are around, you do not live in the field.

And he says, “This is the cross, it’s not me, it’s the cross. The first time, he said, he swallowed himself, then got used to it.

The march did not lie - when they ran away, he left, and she brought a new man and the sounds were the same.