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 20.06.2021
One left-wing charity decided to redeem all the evil caused by a white man to a not entirely white man. They gathered money and created a clean water project. This is when engineers come to African villages, drilling a well, putting a pump, taking water tests, if necessary - putting filters up to osmosis, shorter, as they do for themselves. The aim is to provide drinking water to poor villages in Africa. The main benefactor is a large American company together with a charitable foundation: one is the order and reputation plush, the other is the opportunity to get rid of the sense of white-liberal guilt. All equipment had to be imported from the United States, including workers, because the local population has not yet fully mastered the technology of the keyboard. They put in one village a pilot, it even earned. After a day, it really stopped. The reason: the locals broke the entire system into metal. It was sold in cities and partly used in farms. The guilty Americans did not give up. They brought another pilot again, explaining at the same time that it was good for everyone. The dialogue was constructed approximately as follows:
Clean water for years to come. Do not go to the river, do not suffer from intestinal pain. Do not dig wells! The white people put pressure on the most painful thing, the feeling of laziness.
- We are not rowing wells, the elders answered. Why do you dig when the river flows? You white people are stupid. The water flows by itself. Sometimes on earth, sometimes in the sky.
But she is dirty! You are sick of her!
We get sick because the perfume wants it. Shaman of the neighboring tribe.

The white did not give up. They put the system twice again, it worked great, and then it was decomposed into metal anyway. The chateau of the leader was covered with strands, his ears were decorated with shiny hooks, and a manometer was chanting in his nose. The white thought. The leader is just like that. Try it in another village. But what is good about Africa is the continuity of a negative outcome... In all the villages, the stations were disrupted. Sometimes even the clock. Moreover, sometimes the equipment was scattered at night from the boxes before installation.

“You’re doing everything wrong,” people who have lived in Africa for a couple or three years said. The system should be fitted with a good fence with a clutch wire, put a guard, if there are dogs - even better. Let people go in one by one and watch them all the time. The leader must bring a big gift, otherwise he will sell this water to his own people. And it’s even better to just bring them bottled water straight to their homes every day. It is preferable in large containers of 25-30 liters, so that they are difficult to drag into the city for sale.
Will they be fat? - said a charity and overturned the project.

In Africa there is no need to raise production artificially. Especially food production.
Until a certain level of cultural development, when the excess food appears, people begin to multiply more, until the food again becomes circumcised.
This level of cultural development is not directly related to material wealth.
Therefore, if we give the Africans food and advanced tools for its production, in 30 years we will get 4 billion. Little black people who have nothing to eat. The numbers are taken from the ceiling for visibility.

We need to build schools and change culture. And material goods should be distributed gradually, very carefully and only to those who no longer believe in Allah, local gods, know how to use condoms and understand that a child is not a free workforce, but a responsibility and a gemorah.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-06-18/#1222145
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