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Xxx: It was over ten years ago when microwaves just appeared and gained popularity. My parents for the new year, Santa Claus, pulled a microwave... New, white, beautiful and not just what, but the hollow LG) used it with great pleasure, as the grandfather said "THING".
Years went by, we children have grown up, began to leave the parent's house and when it was my turn (I was the last one) to leave the nest, my mother gave me this microwave, saying, "take a son, you need it, but a hot drink, and my dad and I will live without her, and there repair and buy a new one." And I am, of course, happy, single man, young man, in a separate apartment - the microwave is straight, the devil's machine, which replaces the cook)
Years went by, I grew up having a girl, a cat, moved to her in an apartment (of course, I took the microwave with me). Then I opened my office and thought what office would be without a microwave? I need people to somehow warm up food and pulled my old man into the office, and we and the girl bought a new one.
Years went by, my girl and I broke up. My office has already moved 3 times... and as if the moment of my move from the house of the girl back to myself had come) And it was decided to buy a new office - the customers are still going, and there is such a troubled old man standing heating food.
And since I moved to myself, so as not to buy 2 microwaves, I took the old woman home, let me live)
Years went by - I had a new passion, I did a major repair in the apartment, my favorite old cat has died.
And here at some point, when the girl washed the microwave washing - it's time to buy a new one, how much you can? She accidentally hit the screen with a nail and something started to go away.
It became interesting, we turned it and looked at it, we began to try to remove the pimples, and they became more and more, and at some point it succeeded and it turned out that we began to shoot the protective film of his mother.
The microwave at the time was more than 20 years old and we only noticed this film and then accidentally))
After the removal - she was as younger, became as new, fresh, white as if just bought) The desire to buy a new fell instantly and we continued to use it.
Years went by... Girls are changing, cats are dying, my brothers’ children are already in 6-7 classes, apartments are changing, the trees that we planted as boys are already giving full fruit – and my old man is still cheering and blinking every evening with his already a little dull lamp, heating up dinner for me.
Yyy: I’ve read the comment so far, your microwave has become like my native.
Years went by, we children have grown up, began to leave the parent's house and when it was my turn (I was the last one) to leave the nest, my mother gave me this microwave, saying, "take a son, you need it, but a hot drink, and my dad and I will live without her, and there repair and buy a new one." And I am, of course, happy, single man, young man, in a separate apartment - the microwave is straight, the devil's machine, which replaces the cook)
Years went by, I grew up having a girl, a cat, moved to her in an apartment (of course, I took the microwave with me). Then I opened my office and thought what office would be without a microwave? I need people to somehow warm up food and pulled my old man into the office, and we and the girl bought a new one.
Years went by, my girl and I broke up. My office has already moved 3 times... and as if the moment of my move from the house of the girl back to myself had come) And it was decided to buy a new office - the customers are still going, and there is such a troubled old man standing heating food.
And since I moved to myself, so as not to buy 2 microwaves, I took the old woman home, let me live)
Years went by - I had a new passion, I did a major repair in the apartment, my favorite old cat has died.
And here at some point, when the girl washed the microwave washing - it's time to buy a new one, how much you can? She accidentally hit the screen with a nail and something started to go away.
It became interesting, we turned it and looked at it, we began to try to remove the pimples, and they became more and more, and at some point it succeeded and it turned out that we began to shoot the protective film of his mother.
The microwave at the time was more than 20 years old and we only noticed this film and then accidentally))
After the removal - she was as younger, became as new, fresh, white as if just bought) The desire to buy a new fell instantly and we continued to use it.
Years went by... Girls are changing, cats are dying, my brothers’ children are already in 6-7 classes, apartments are changing, the trees that we planted as boys are already giving full fruit – and my old man is still cheering and blinking every evening with his already a little dull lamp, heating up dinner for me.
Yyy: I’ve read the comment so far, your microwave has become like my native.