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 23.07.2021
I have a guy with unbeatable optimism.

Whatever in his life has never happened to him, he is always a humorist and a joke.

He is not an overwhelmed optimist.

Just a sense of humor that does not allow when the surroundings are minor.

In general, he was in an accident. Seriously so.

While he was cut out and the resuscitationists in a crumbling state tried not to lose him, his wife and a bunch of friends arrived.

They cut. I saw the fractures. You can catch. They laid the breathless body, scrolled into the ambulance room, enabled a luster.

Around friends and colleagues run, promising money to rescue.

Here the man comes to himself. Thanks to the resuscitation specialists.

A loving wife holds him by the hand on the threshold of the medical car.

He looks for a second, understands the situation, focuses his eyes on it and gives:

Do you remember I promised you to drive around the city?

She smashes soaps, saliva and cosmetics

I remember...

He is:

So what are you waiting for? Go down!

He fell out and became the star of the hospital.
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