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 29.07.2021
Individual representatives of the “progressive humanity” are an interesting social phenomenon – they demonstrate exactly the vices against which they are allegedly fighting. This is a funny case.

Five years ago on Dutch television came a curious season of the localized version of "The Last Hero". There were two islands, one inhabited by men and the other by women. The rules were announced in advance, no one opposed. The idea was also supported by feminists, who whispered about the fact that now they will show how a female society would look without the horrors of the patriarchate.

And they showed. Oh, as they showed!

Two groups were abandoned each on their own island, supplied with a small amount of originally needed supplies and provided for themselves. Both began with the construction of hierarchical relationships, but in the male company they somehow did without a formal leader: each began to do what he considered necessary. Some had the fun of hunting, others of fishing or gathering. Even the most lazy, when tired of staying on the beach, engaged in the manufacture of primitive furniture. Another group decided to build a house, which subsequently expanded and improved. Therefore, a few days later, a small prosperous civilization appeared on the island, and day by day it became more and more successful.

Women also engaged in routine work. First they came up with a dryer for clothes and beach towels, and then went out to sunbath and talk. It immediately turned out that they could not start a common business without reaching a consensus between all the members of the group. And since there were at least a dozen of them there, this consensus was never found. For several episodes, the women ate all of their supplies, washed out several times under a tropical storm, unsuccessfully fought sand fleas, and generally looked pretty unfortunate. At the same time, the male team was very pleased with themselves. Of course, there were some disagreements in the group, but they, one way or another, were resolved.

Here the authors of the program grabbed their heads and rightly decided that it is urgent to change the conditions of the game. Otherwise, the public opinion would be crushed. Three men were sent to the island to help the women. In turn, three women went from the female island to the male.

At first, the three men who dropped the draw to go to the bodies were extremely excited about this. But everything changed when I arrived.
M is :
Where is your home?
J is :
We have no housing.
M is :
Where is your provider?
J is :
We have eaten rice for a long time.

All in that spirit.

As a result, three unfortunate guys went to hell: they were forced to crawl like oxen, using all the skills they acquired by trial and error in the first weeks of their stay on the island – building housing for bodies, catching fish, forcing them to collect fruits and berries for stock. However, they only did that they spoke silently and burned.

At the same time, three women sent to the male island went to heaven: food, shelter and a maximum of male attention. They also spent all their time talking and burning.

This is where the media outcry began. The feminist public raised a terrible bullshit on the subject that television supports obscene stereotypes and in general: "so much hockey we don't need!" It was argued that the show did not meet the goals of building a bright future and should be banned.

That is, behave exactly like our Russian “people with good faces”: if the facts contradict my theory, the worse for the facts! They began to manipulate and hypocrite.

They were politely told that what happened, of course, could be a coincidence, but the CBS channel also showed several seasons of similar reality in the United States, where men and women were in different groups. In most situations, the outcome was the same – men quickly co-operated to extract food, fire and shelter, and women spent time and energy on gossip, quarrels, eating scarce supplies and rigorously building hierarchies.

In a minority of episodes, the formation of the male team was inhibited by the ambitions of aggressive characters, but the situation, when men were unable to self-organize, and women created some sort of functional community, found no reflection anywhere but in the world of women's vanilla fantasies. And this is the same "hidden knowledge" that feminists will protect from disclosure, like Malchiš-Kibalchiš - their military secret.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-07-27/#1233120
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