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Memories of the 21st Century:
1st Give up official marriage. A loving woman does not need a stamp, and you with such anti-male marriage laws - especially.
2nd Don’t connect with a woman who can’t make your life better. The appearance of a woman should benefit you, not her.
Three In the absence of a woman on the horizon who can and wants to make your life better, do not agree to less. Just live for your own pleasure and don’t stumble.
4 is Avoid divorced women with children. They see in men only the solution to their problems. Enjoy free sex and dinners that divorced women are seducing into their networks. But do not hit.
5 is Avoid domestic prostitutes who “love” only for money, status and personal gain. They are no different from ordinary prostitutes and even worse than them. Better ordinary if necessary.
6 is Remember that a “real man” is a trick and an attempt to strike your self-love. Speak confidently and proudly that you are a non-real man. This title is much more prestigious and even more useful.
7 is Learn self-sufficiency and independence. Because we live in the age of “eaters” and it is better for the whole household to learn to do it itself than to try to force a woman to do it. It will be easier and cheaper. Especially in the age of advanced technology.
8 is Don’t pay for sex to ordinary women who don’t work in this profession. This gives you the content and household prostitutes. Remember that you are a man and valuable in yourself. Women also want to fuck. Both of us enjoy sex.
9 is Remember that the main purpose of this life is to get pleasure from it, to realize your goals, to uncover your potential. All the rest is propaganda and manipulation, so that you distract yourself from your goals and devote yourself to the goals of others.
10 is Spend more time alone and learn to enjoy it. Loneliness is an invaluable gift and an opportunity to gain integrity, self-sufficiency and critical thinking.
11 is Take care of your health and longevity. If you lose your health, everything else will no longer make sense. Maintain a healthy lifestyle contrary to the plans of the Pension Fund on your valuable savings.
12 is Do not risk your health and life for the sake of a woman. You may be shaken or killed, and she will forget about your existence the next day.
Thirteen Find a balance between life and work. Learn how to spend money competently, and you will not have to go on two jobs to survive. Remember that work is not life, and life is not work.
14 is Learn to say “no” to things that don’t match your goals, interests, and desires. Your needs are first.
15 is If you don’t want children, be careful. If you want - be morally prepared, that according to the current legislation, you can take them away at any time and replace them with alimony. And don’t forget to always make DNA tests in case of imposing paternity and responsibility on you. Remember that up to 30% of husbands raise, without knowing themselves, other people’s children.
1st Give up official marriage. A loving woman does not need a stamp, and you with such anti-male marriage laws - especially.
2nd Don’t connect with a woman who can’t make your life better. The appearance of a woman should benefit you, not her.
Three In the absence of a woman on the horizon who can and wants to make your life better, do not agree to less. Just live for your own pleasure and don’t stumble.
4 is Avoid divorced women with children. They see in men only the solution to their problems. Enjoy free sex and dinners that divorced women are seducing into their networks. But do not hit.
5 is Avoid domestic prostitutes who “love” only for money, status and personal gain. They are no different from ordinary prostitutes and even worse than them. Better ordinary if necessary.
6 is Remember that a “real man” is a trick and an attempt to strike your self-love. Speak confidently and proudly that you are a non-real man. This title is much more prestigious and even more useful.
7 is Learn self-sufficiency and independence. Because we live in the age of “eaters” and it is better for the whole household to learn to do it itself than to try to force a woman to do it. It will be easier and cheaper. Especially in the age of advanced technology.
8 is Don’t pay for sex to ordinary women who don’t work in this profession. This gives you the content and household prostitutes. Remember that you are a man and valuable in yourself. Women also want to fuck. Both of us enjoy sex.
9 is Remember that the main purpose of this life is to get pleasure from it, to realize your goals, to uncover your potential. All the rest is propaganda and manipulation, so that you distract yourself from your goals and devote yourself to the goals of others.
10 is Spend more time alone and learn to enjoy it. Loneliness is an invaluable gift and an opportunity to gain integrity, self-sufficiency and critical thinking.
11 is Take care of your health and longevity. If you lose your health, everything else will no longer make sense. Maintain a healthy lifestyle contrary to the plans of the Pension Fund on your valuable savings.
12 is Do not risk your health and life for the sake of a woman. You may be shaken or killed, and she will forget about your existence the next day.
Thirteen Find a balance between life and work. Learn how to spend money competently, and you will not have to go on two jobs to survive. Remember that work is not life, and life is not work.
14 is Learn to say “no” to things that don’t match your goals, interests, and desires. Your needs are first.
15 is If you don’t want children, be careful. If you want - be morally prepared, that according to the current legislation, you can take them away at any time and replace them with alimony. And don’t forget to always make DNA tests in case of imposing paternity and responsibility on you. Remember that up to 30% of husbands raise, without knowing themselves, other people’s children.