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 08.08.2021
Once I went to visit my classmate, with whom we were friends. The bell ringed, and her father opened the door. He said, “O myth, come in! »

I went in.

Go to the kitchen and sit down.

has passed. the village.

The parent opened the refrigerator, got a frame with honey from there, cut off the sweetening amber piece the size of a brick, put it in a dish, put everything on the table in front of me, put a teaspoon next to me.

Eat it!

He left the kitchen.

If they offer me honey, I will never refuse. I took a cup and started eating. Still acquainted in the shower, or in the toilet, or where did she get there? I wait and eat. Eat and wait. I ate it all.

The door to the kitchen opened and the parent came in again.

– Oh! Eat it all? ! to The young man! Do you want tea?

The Tea? No is! I do not want! Where is Nadia?

and A! by Nadia! No to No! She went to Kiev for two days.

and oh! I blinked my eyes, so I’ll go. ! to

Go to!

The end of history.
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