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According to the news agencies Interfax and UNIAN, today the mayor of Kiev Leonid Chernovetsky decided to remove the powers of the head of the capital. As the mayor himself said, he leaves because "the conscience is tormented". Tonight, in a dream, I saw God who said that I love myself and the Kievans more than him. Asked by journalists, how God looked in the dream of the mayor, Leonid Mikhailovich replied, "He was like all the Kiev grandmothers, but was black, and covered with wool, like my cat Yasha."

Later, the press secretary of the Kiev Council that the mayor from today goes on a long-term vacation, as he decided to realize his long-standing dream from childhood - a flight into space. Our editorial office contacted the Baikonur cosmodrome in Kazakhstan, and there confirmed information about the planned launch of the Orion-2 orbital station next month, on which American and Russian astronauts will be present, as well as a citizen of Ukraine, L. Chernowetsky, who also wished to take on board the station one of the domestic animals, which we did not find out in the press service of the cosmodrome.