Aliens are arriving on Earth. Delegations of different countries, religious leaders gather around and question the aliens about their lives.

When the turn comes to the Pope, he asks, “Do you know of the Savior and Lord our God, Jesus Christ?”

“A, Jesus,” the alien answered. “Of course we know him. He visits us every year to make sure we’re okay.”

Surprised, the Father cried out, “Every year? We have been waiting for his second coming for 2000 years.“”

The stranger sees that the priest begins to get angry and tries to reassure him: “Well, maybe he likes our chocolate more than yours.”

My dad wondered, “Chocolate? What does this have to do here?“”

“Yes the chocolate. When he first visited our planet, we gave him a healthy box of chocolates. Guess, what did you do?”