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 09.04.2009
The Limousine):
Yesterday I had a day of female insight.

by Anil Net:
Didn’t she give me anything?? to

The Limousine):
and worse. I watched hockey yesterday. I, he, his wife and her sister. Everything is normal, we go home. I was asked to bring a sister. Of course, I can’t refuse (friends of course). We go out, catch the motorcycle, give the driver a piece with the question "Do you eat?". He says no. I would like to ask you to stop near the barrel. It stops. I am not exchanged. I go to the flower store to exchange. I get rejection. Then (I say) give a rose, give (and the delivery came from somewhere)))) I approach the car, sow a rose to a girl: it’s like you! I went, everything is okay. In the morning, a friend calls, he says, like I am rolling balls to my wife's sister. I explain the whole story to him. A friend of mine nodded from laughter. It turns out, the sister called his wife and grit that I specifically planned this topic with the exchange of money to give her flowers (the wife of a friend agreed with her). After that, I realized that girls and men understand the same circumstances completely differently.
P.S And I suddenly became a pitch on the ball how romantic))))))
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