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 09.01.2022
When I was young and beautiful, I arranged immediately after sailing on a ship supply oil platforms by an assailant.

One of my many responsibilities was to provide food for the crew and passengers (we carried specialists from the port to the platform).

All passengers paid for food in cash for each day. This was agreed with the management of our company, no shit.

I went to the market and bought products for that money.

Some of the passengers refused to pay. They say that their company will be listed afterwards. On all my complaints and arguments they continued to stand on their own.

Go to the captain and decide.

We come in the crowd, they stand in the hallway, I am half in the captain’s cabin and half in the hallway. I explain to the captain, they still don’t want to pay. They say they will be translated afterwards. All my conversation with the captain is heard by the passengers.

And then the captain, listening to me, made a mhatt pause. And he said with a loud voice, Throw them out of the boat.

The passengers immediately whitened and began to stir up sharply.

I don’t know how I didn’t get stuck when they took the money with shaking hands.
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